When I was younger I sincerely could not understand why people aimed to procreate.
It sounded to be a thorn in the side of your own life for the sake of other little monkey-creatures who may or may not appreciate any of your actions.
I thought about all the missed vacations and ladies I’d like to meet… and shuddered. No thank you. But times change, I can tell you that for sure. Now that I’m older, I honestly understand the appeal of having children… Especially when I get to pass on my own personal interests to my kids. You see, I have three kiddos who I have been carefully training to follow in my expert heating, cooling, and ventilation footsteps. Specifically, I would love for them to know the ins-and-outs of modern indoor air temperature control equipment from a young age. I don’t really care if they go on to become professional heating, cooling, and air quality control technicians like I did – it would be fine if they at least be professional heating, cooling, and ventilation shop owners. Ultimately, I want them to be able to fend for themselves instead of relying on expensive professional services. I know for a fact, if they are capable of troubleshooting their own heating, cooling, and ventilation machinery then they will never need to pay for a professional heating and cooling emergency repair service or live with the impending sense of doom that comes from a rapidly deteriorating HVAC system. They’ll also never need to worry about finding work, because everyone needs heating and cooling workers. I just want the little buggers to be happy and successful – I guess I am a good dad.